Looking for the humor in everyday life by Chris Sturhann
Yesterday, I saw what I thought was the stupidest marketing ploy ever. It was for Dial Magnetic, Dial’s new body wash that uses pheromones:
Here’s the message as I see it. “Use this stuff and your wife/girlfriend won’t be able keep her hands off you.”
Now, here’s my issue. No guy is going to buy a body [...]
I was getting ready for bed last night, and for some reason, I’m always the one who has to turn out the light over the stove. I installed that light years ago, and after initially testing it, I don’t I’ve turned it on more than four or five times since. But I have literally [...]
So one night late after spending about a 14 hour day, mostly working at Comic-Con, my wife and I ended up in our room. It had been to late to get real dinner, so we settled for fast food in the room. I wanted some noise and turned on the TV. I [...]
Last weekend, Mary and I armed with our recent tax return money went to Hustler Hollywood to get– Never mind, you probably wouldn’t want to know anyway. Although we ended up buying stuff, we didn’t find what we were looking for. Their selection of– of what we were looking for really wasn’t all [...]
Tonight, I was watching TV, and I saw something highly disturbing. It was Jane Curtin on Third Rock From the Sun. Now, here’s the deal. I’ve never really watched the show, and as far as Jane Curtin goes, she was very good on Saturday Night Live, but I never really followed her later work. [...]
The other day I was driving passed this place, Show Girls, a strip club. The marquee out front read, December 31, Roaring 20s New Year’s Party. Now, I’m no historian, but I’m thinking that the 1920s were not particularly known for pole and lap dances. Then, again, it could bring a whole new meaning to [...]